You fix his soccer sandal with Shoe-Goo...and the sandal smells MUCH worse than his soccer cleats. (which you cannot be in the same ROOM with...). Oh, and you hold the sandal together while the goo sets. YUCK!
(you can find Shoe Goo at WalMart by the shoe laces. Good for making repairs on soles and other things that fall off shoes. You can also put it on shoes to make them water proof. Well worth having around!)